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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:55

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
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share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Are there any Indian wife swapping stories?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
South Africa’s emotional WTC triumph: Proteas win first major cricket trophy in 27 years - AP News
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Boston University releases statement on Alex Cooper’s allegations - NewsNation
No way
Then came..
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Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
A spinning universe could crack the mysteries of dark energy and our place in the multiverse - Space
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
7 Surprising Home and Garden Mistakes That Could Be Making Your Allergies Worse - Yahoo
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts